A. RIP Whitney

2012-02-12T16:02:00.001+08:00

I'm on no one's side; I'm on my side. I want what's best for me for the moment.

Bam

2012-02-09T21:49:00.001+08:00

Got it from punching my sister. It's 3 days old. It looks more beautiful when it's an hour fresh.

Mother's friend tried to solve it. She said from the beginning that she doesn't know what's up but she keeps talking like she knows everything.
I give you, women. Typical women.
She's a nice lady but you already said you don't know what's up.

I need to leave.

15 days of Chinese New Year

2012-02-06T13:55:00.009+08:00

Got to see my cousins all the way from Penang.
Had Chinese New Year Eve dinner. OHMYGOSH, LAP CHEONG.
Was debating whether to go to Malacca to sleep or sleep at Gemencheh. Chose Gemencheh because it's a tradition! I love traditions. And no Internet connection is actually nice.

Spent 1st day in Malacca.
My baby cousin forgot to record Arsenal versus Man U game! :(
Mother sort of ruin the first day for me.

It wasn't my idea to go get crepe cake, I just offered to show him which row the bakery is.
And it wasn't my idea to use the car. What's wrong with using our car? Selfish btch.
Forever blame on me. Can la; forever hate you, kk.

2nd day, also ruined by her. Ohmygoodness.
My 22 y/o cousin came in and said "Faster, want to go out or not." I honestly thought he already told the adults which they are ALL DOWNSTAIRS CHILLING. So my baby cousin and i went downstairs to wait. My mother shouted at me why didn't I ask her if I could go out. I thought she knew, and I don't think I need permission because I'm going out with my cousins.
Chinese New Year is one of my favorite festive season.

Totally ruined my day. Ugh.

I had the worst tummy problem. I don't even know what was causing it. Anyway we went back to Gemencheh that evening. Check my tummy up at the deserted hospital and went back to the house to find out my uncle's car key was locked in his own car! Poor thing. All was fine in the end.

3rd day
Went back to PJ. Had Chinese New Year dinner at Zoe's. Food was good! Got to see all the crazy Tan(s). They all so cute la!
Zoe left some liquor for me. So nice. <3

I could feel my luck was there so I gambled.

ALL THE ADUTS SO NOISY. Think I don't know how to gamble. :(((((((

Please, I can be a gambler if I want to. Like the dude in Green Latern, I can make the green suit appear anytime I want.

Anyway, Zoe finished her money and so I gave her 1 ringgit to help me play and from that 1 ringgit we earned a stack of cash.

What a lucky night.

I was also Uncle Cheok's personal sommelier. He gave me a stack of 1 ringgits as tips. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Zidane slept over at my place.

4th day

A day out with Erin and Catherine. It has been along time since we last hung out.

DANIELLE TENG YUAN WAI THE DITCHER.

5th day

Went to 拜年 with my beloved high school class mates. <3 Love them.

At night, went drinking with some friends. Slept over at Maybelle's.

6th day & 7th day

Edwin's open house and lunch with Ji Peeehhhh.

8th

Chill day. Watched some movies and the latest episode of Gossip girl. Ohmygoodness, what an episode. Shit breaks. No shit.

9th

A day with daddy. Went to a couple of colleges. Sunway was one of it. To show him the culinary course. Their cert's from Le Cordon Bleu!

10th day

First day of MSSD basketball.

Min Hui came around 7:30am to pick me up because some girl is playing that early. Pfft, what stuffs we do for girls.

We tried our best to avoid Mr shit Wong. Mr Mah an Mr Bong didn't even care.

SAW TAN MOOI NAI. OHMYGOODNESS, CUTEST TEACHER EVVAAAA.

My high school's Under 15 girls won some other school 127 to 16. NO SHIT.

I think that's the best score so far. LOLOLOLOL.

11th day

Suppose to go back to my high school with Tinjan and Erin but they couldn't wake up. HAHAHAHA. Ended up baking cupcakes. It turned out good.

YA KNOW WHHHYY? Nobody was home.

Nobody to make noise or nag me. It was blissful. <3

12th day

Last day of MSSD.

Went back to watch with 2 different sets of friends.

OHMYGOODNESS U-18 BOYS FINALS WAS GILA STRESSFUL TO WATCH. Won by 2 points only. Last year's batch was so much better. Very entertaining with all the gila skills.

Anyway, my high school won all 4 categeory.

My other bunch of friends went home and i went to OU for lunch with Tinjan and Boon. Dined at Dave's Deli.

It has been a LOOOONNNGGG time.

Window shopping came after. SO FUN.

Tinjan: "This is nice; quality time with friends." AWWW. <3

13th day

I remember Whatsapp-ing Erin a lot.

14th day

SLEEPOVER AT CATHERINE's with Danielle and Erin. :DDD

Watched Underworld and went to find Darren whose working in Parkson. He didn't even need to care being caught slacking. Slacker.

Went shopping for a while then back to Catherine's to chill before the game start.

DANIELLE SAID SO MANY FUNNY STUFFS. ohmygoodness, I miss her! xx

15th day

CHELSEA versus MANCHESTER UNITED.

Ugh, I don't wanna talk about the game. So annoying.

Man U could have done better and Man U's second penalty doesn't count actually.

ALL THE PEOPLE WHO BLAMED ON DE GEA, SHAME ON YOU. HE'S A GREAT GOALKEEPER. So what if he didnt show any good performance the first half. No one's perfect and he's so young!

After draw say "Ohhh De gea so awesome." Go die la please.

Okay, I just talked about the game.

Erin came at 2:40am. LOLOLOLOL. we talked for a while then went to sleep. Went back home after noon and napped before going to Alvina's open house which was great.

VILLAGE PARK'S DELICIOUSLY AWESOME NASI LEMAK. AHHH. <3

Spend most of the time in Alvi's room karaoke-ing and just hanging with Erin and Maybelle while Alvina and the boys were gambling downstairs. So cute la both of them.

Then slowly some of the guys came up to join us. It was fun.

Had to go home at 10:30. -.- Kinn Lian could have sent me home.

It was quite an awesome CNY.

Set fire to the rain.

2012-01-26T18:03:00.001+08:00

I love these girls. Hehehheheheh jk hi Manda, Erin here ! :)

Pain.

2012-01-21T01:20:00.001+08:00

What this is called, is indirect bullying. For years and years.
Who do I call for help? What to do? Where do I put this anger? How to make it disappear?

I don't know and I'm really tired.

Pierre Bouvier

2012-01-15T03:00:00.001+08:00

I think im in love with Pierre Bouvier. I've never been interested in the boys of Simple Plan but after the concert, I fell in love in everyone of them. Especially Pierre.

ROCK ZONE.

2012-01-13T14:06:00.005+08:00

MANDA'S GOING TO SIMPLE PLAN'S CONCEERRTTTT! YEEEAAAHH.

Sorry,

I WENT TO SIMPLE PLAN'S CONCERRRRTTT. WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO.
Simple Plan was my first ever favorite band. The second album is my favorite.

So it has been 2 hours already since the concert ended and post concert feelings hasn't fade.

No, this is not my first concert.
Pictures are so to come.

Aunt works at AirAsia so she was given complementary tickets.

I didn't buy because problems with parents agreeing and no buddy to go with. :(

I would have regretted not purchasing the ticket if this miracle did not happen.

I feel sorry for my ear drums. My ears were still ringing half an hour after the concert ended.

BUT SOMMEEEE DAYYYYY, I'LL FIND MYY WAYYY TO YOURRRR NAMEE.

I CANT REMEMBER SMELLING YOUR HAIIRRR

2012-01-12T23:03:00.001+08:00

Hi. I spent the last 5 days at my cousins'.
Aunt took me to edu fair my cousins and stated over there for 2 days.
MANNNNNN, SUNDAY WAS FUN. Waking up to go to church wasn't fun though.
Zoe drove Zico and I around Shah Alam to find supper(TUTTI FRUTTI CLOSE SO EARLY. Alamak), sleep, Church, lunch with relatives then we took Zoe's mom's car to Sunway to have a couple of games of bowling among us cousins. Amelia's screen name was
Amelibitch.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. You're welcome.
After that we basically drove around and had radio karaoke because we don't know VAS HAPPENINGG.
Zayne is awesome.

Erin's birthday last month.

I need to shit.

2012-01-06T19:53:00.003+08:00

I'm suppose to be at my cousin's house in 5 minutes and my father is no where to be found. I was happy through out the morning till mid-afternoon. Now, all I feel is disappointment.

Life is great when you are bouncing. I'm way overdue for bouncing. –Tigger

Jack &Jill is effing retarded.

2012-01-06T16:48:00.002+08:00

If I could, without being questioned, I would like to put a paper bag over my head.
My face is horrible.
Such a pain to look in the mirror.
No, it's not the white heads scars; it's my face.

Names I would name my dog

2012-01-06T16:34:00.002+08:00

#1. Jesus Christ.

#2. Bacon strip.

#3. Maceverus. N Tan a.k.a Mac Nugget.

#4. Dog.

Thought, I would rethink number 1. Don't want people to think I'm insulting Christianity.

Although I'm an atheist, I have no whatsoever intention of causing controversial fights among friends.

Not that lifeless.

Jesus Christ is just a really dope ass name; hands down.

WHO IS THAT POKEMON?

2012-01-05T00:57:00.003+08:00

Well, hello.

That's my cousin sister in law and my SUPER ADORABLE NEPHEW. <3<3<3<3

Mother hasn't been taking the electronics away before sleeping.

She's finally letting go.

My life is boring; it always revolve around my stupid mother and sister.

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, NOTHING PISSES ME OFF THIS MUCH.

Not even Liverpool or Chelsea or some fictional character.

I NEED TO GET A JOB. It' awfully boring here, at home. T^T

My aunts are taking me to Edu fair this weekend.

That's nice.

All my dad does is lecture about what I need to do.

He didn't ask what I want.

I WANT TO LIVE IN SOME SHIT ASS MOTHER COOL COUNTRY. WORK THERE PART TIME WHILE I PRACTICE WITH MY PASTRY SKILLS SO THAT I COULD ESTABLISH A BLOODY AWESOME BAKERY. Then I'll be a barista.

My sister.

2012-01-05T00:19:00.002+08:00

She's gonna turn 16 this year.

But that doesn't stop her from being an asshole.

SHE WHINED BECAUSE I MADE RUSTLING SOUNDS WHILE SLEEPING. PFFT, WHUUUTT?

AND SHE WHINED AND SCREAMED AND CRIED because we didn't close the door because she wanted to sleep.

I'm sorry, you came in the room,

walked to your bed,

slept on it and started being a nuisance?

She's asking to be thrown out of the window.

My fist always tingles when I see her face.

Someone kill her before I kill myself.

2011-12-28T13:31:00.003+08:00

I pounced on my sister because she couldn't stop insulting me.

Eff, I should have punched her face. Instead I just...hit her...???

Went to Malacca for 10 days. Spent Christmas there. EVEN AT MY TERRITORY, BLOODY SHIT FACE AMELIA HAS TO CREATE PROBLEMS.

SHE WAS BUGGING ME TO CLOSE THE DOOR BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T SLEEP BECAUSE MY COUSIN WAS TALKING TO HIMSELF OUT LOUD.

DOES IT CONCERN ME? EFF NO.

IS IT MY PROBLEM? NO CAUSE I CAN SLEEP.

I'M NOT HER SLAVE.

My aunt and uncle thinks she got better.

I'm exhausted here.

No one can tame Hades's love child except for her own self.

I'm so tired.

Tan family.

2011-12-11T01:25:00.003+08:00

What a busy day.

Cousin brother(first uncle's son) got married.

Morning woke up -

Wait, it started from the day before yesterday. We had a Chinese bachelor party.

I always knew there's dinner a day before the wedding dinner. I didn't know it's a bachelor dinner. Compare between the Western and Chinese bachelor party. Hehehehe.

I actually forgot what happened the day before yesterday night. Too happy now.

My uncle picked me up on Thursday night. Cousin was like WANT TO COME SLEEPOVER NOW?

I was like YEAHHH.

She saved my life. I told her how my mother acts every night.

KEEP THE LAPTOP, KEEP THE CONTROLS, KEEP THE PHONE, KEEP ANYTHING ELECTRONIC THAT I COULD PLAY WITH.

Then we watched Gossip Girl season 4. YEAHHH!

Then we went shopping the next day. Cousin brother had an hour hair cut plus hair wash. HIS HAIR SO SHORT SOME MORE.

OH, IT WAS ZOE'S BIRTHDAY. Got her a bracelet.

HAHAHAHA, AT BACHELOR DINNER NIGHT, my Ah Gou and daddy were telling us kids about their fire evacuation when they were young. It happened 3 times at Pulau Ketam.

Oh and I didn't drink. Because I ate Durian. AND ZOE BURPED AND FARTED AT NIGHT.

Ohmygod, we ate like hungry dogs. 10:30 masih makan.

THE WEDDING DINNER DAY, I WAS SO FATTT.

The Tan brothers forever talk crap. The older the elders get, the cuter they are.

MY AH GOU SUPER CUTE.

My nieces and nephews, AIIIIIIYYYYEERRRRR, CUTE DAO. <3

I love family dinners.

No more lung wood education.

2011-12-05T23:09:00.003+08:00

After the last paper finished, myself and 6 other girls went to Kota Damansara for some Snow Flakes then dinner at Ajisenramen.

Left my specs at friend's house and panicked because I thought I lost it.

I had fun then I came home to a bunch of lung wood people. Sorry.

My mother should filter whatever she wanna say.

I had to talk to her like a child because she left her common sense at Holland. It is effing annoying.

The first thing that came through my mind when I saw my sister sleeping was "Shit, the devil's back."

She bought me a pair of shades. No use cause I don't wear contacts; I can barely see.

It's kinda nice of her. (my cousins probably asked her to buy it)

John Hughes is my version of Steven Speilberg.

2011-12-02T02:10:00.004+08:00

Gene Kelly.

Gene Kelly and Frank Sinatra, Take Me Out To A Ball Game.

It's sad I wasn't born at that time and am disappointed that I know of 'Singing in The Rain' from Glee. Sorry Glee fans.

Kenny Ortega choreograph Dirty Dancing, Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Pretty In Pink. <3!

Kenny Ortega also choreograph High School Musical.

WHY, OMG, WHY? DD, FBDO and PIP are like one of the best CHICK FLICKS EVA.

Another disappointment.

The best Twist & Shout performance.

He choreographed the best Twist & Shout performance and High School Musical? I can't see it through rightly. Really.

HEDGEHOG IS SO CUTE LAA.

2011-12-01T11:20:00.002+08:00

This is a hedgehog.

Yes, I want one.

It has one of the cutest sneeze ever.

Life span: 13 years.

I want that too.

70-90 years is too long.

I'm already tired.

I'm gonna die anyway.

2011-12-01T11:05:00.003+08:00

Well hello!

It has been a while.

It has been a bliss with no sister around. Hating on the fact that she's coming back in 5 days.

I'm really tired of getting bullied.

I've got one more subject left and I'm not giving a shit about it.

That's awful.

"'We live alone, we die alone. Everything else is just an illusion.' So why do I have to spend my life working, sweating, struggling for an illusion?"

-George Zinavoy, The Art of Getting By.

IT BROKE ME.

2011-11-26T00:40:00.001+08:00

"That summer" said Ennis. "When we split up after we got paid and I had gut cramp so bad I pulled over and tried to puke, thought I ate something bad at that place in Dubois. Took me about a year a figure out it was that I shouldn't a let you out of my sights. Too late then by a long, long while."

♥

Literature.

2011-11-15T20:03:00.002+08:00

Today was English paper.
Oh, the horror. Somehow it feels like I'm gonna get a B. Walao, they ask stupid questions, I give you stupid answers la. And an hour to write an essay from scratch.
I've never finished any of my own short stories because it doesn't seem perfect and I hate how it doesn't.
Though my essay contained 648 words, it's a total crap.
They gave us 2 hours and 30 minutes to answer some shit ass questions that doesn't - I can't even
But only 1 hour and 45 minutes to write 2 essays.
DAMN SMART. (Y)
Wtf la.

Yesterday, I was reading through our 'literature' and I was laughing to myself; this is what 17y/o kids answering for a somewhat major exam. 没面啊.
Shit la, no one told me that there's English Literature WHERE IT IS REQUIRED TO READ REAL NOVELS. This is so sad, I wanna cry for the government.

Okay, no more empathy for the government. History paper's tomorrow.

Englih paper.

2011-11-14T19:00:00.001+08:00

Time to read the dictionary.

I haven't read a book in a long time. SPM was on the way and I couldn't buy novels. Now it's so hard to construct a sentence without error. I love speaking china-ahpet. Makes me feel oh-so Chinese.
I hope my essay would go well tomorrow.

I don't wanna stop - Ozzy.

2011-11-14T18:57:00.001+08:00

BM paper was okay. I don't know why are people freaking out. It is like any other exams.
I only panicked when I didn't know how to say 'by it's nature' in Malay. I was also distracted by the wonderful colour if my hair. Gonna dye my hair red after SPM.

We are gonna die on Thursday; history paper. I hope I don't fail but most likely to. Oh gosh. :(

I really don't like my mother. Okaybye.

SPM is stupid

2011-11-14T18:50:00.001+08:00

SPM is stupid.

Anger.

2011-11-06T13:36:00.003+08:00

I'm F-ing pissed. B-dy no good piece of S. There's a tremendous amount of anger in me and I can't unleash it.

OHHHHHH, I WANT TO PUNCH THE S OUT OF SOMETHING.

I WANT TO PLAY S-DONKEY VIOLENT GAMES AND KILL THOSE MOTHER F-ERS. I WANT TO SEE BLOOD EVERYWHERE. I'M SO ANGRY I WANT TO DRINK THE MILK OUT OF THE BOX AND CRUSH IT. @#*&^(% I WANT TO FLY TO NZ JUST TO PUNCH THE S OUT OF MY SISTER TO GET THAT SATISFACTORY I CAN'T DO UPON MY D MOTHER.

STAB & PUNCH. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS D ANGER DISAPPEAR. MOTHER CHUCKERS.

I just need to hit the S out of something or someone. Someone preferable.

I finally graduated but went back to school on Monday.

2011-11-01T21:57:00.002+08:00

Aiyo, I can't study. Will rant about stuffs for a while then.
KIM KARDASHIAN DIVORCED AFTER 72 DAYS OF MARRIAGE. Hahahahahah! I knew I won't last long but not this fast. Hohoho.
Kris Humphrey is the biggest - literally the biggest - douche I've seen.
Kim gets 18mil. That sounds damn awesome please. That's a lot of money. I wonder how much did her wedding cost. But still, the tv rates might be high and she might get bonus.
She gets paid 250,000 dollars per episode.

I miss Tumblr-ing. Too busy with other stuffs. :(
Ohmygod, saw my graduation pictures. Eff la, why do I have to look specially fat on that day? Super fat laaaa. :(
Went to school today. Did loads of add maths.
A guy friend kept annoying me with all these surprise pinches. He did it for the noise I made. Sounds like a cat yipping. -.- I have sensitive skin so he doesn't need much strength to make my hands red.

I still can't believe Kim Kardashian.
Oh, after graduation, went out with Andrea Chan. We went to ChicPOP10. There wasn't as much as ChicPOP8. I purposely isn't bring money so I won't spend anything. Gonna save it for Singapore's year end sale. YAYYYYY!
So many pretty clothes there. D:

Then we called up Wai Hou to come pick us up. We made loads of noise in the car debating where to go.
Frozen Yogurt at Kota Damansara or
watch movie at The Curve. In the end, we went to Curve.
We watched In Time.
The concept of the movie (Y),
the plot (Y),
The story line (Y),
the casts (Y).
It's just that the endding was not 紧张 enough.
8/10

Then we had Tutti Frutti. The whole day I only spent 10 ringgit. They belanja me almost everything as a meaning for my birthday.
WAI HOU IS DAMN FUNNY LAAA. ohmygod, I takbleh. I need to charge my battery before going out with him.
He can hardly speak English. He says the funniest shit and when we laugh at him, he would scream shut up. Super funny. The main reason is the way he talk and how his voice sound.

We were talking about prom and he was like: "I also want. Bring me go buy prom dress."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Samsung vs. Apple

2011-10-26T13:47:00.001+08:00

They are in war. Samsung is suing Apple for some patent issue . :0 Galaxy S ||
I have never like Samsung cell phones. I don't know about their smart phone but no offence but Apple us really good at advertising. I love their iPhone ads.

Amcorp Mall.

2011-10-22T16:09:00.001+08:00

Am at Amcorp mall with my dad. Everything is so cheap. Either new or second hand. I want to drown myself here.
Saw a really cute Elmo pencil box. Ahhhh!
Daddy is having a meeting. Suppose to do add maths. Oh well. :)
anyway, did I mention my sister is no more malaysia? She living with all the mhehh mhehh.
My new favorite thing to do now is to barge into the room and sniff the air. Smells so much like freedom. *SNIFFFFFF*
BTW, sometimes I really want to punch my mother in her face for all her shinannigans.
Skyped with my relatives in Mhehh Mhehh country/Kiwi land. Amelia looks happy. >;(((( I can't wait for my turn.
My aunt is so cute. HAHAHA. They showed my dad and I the beach. They are at the beach house right now. YERRRRRR. Okay byebye
Time to get intimate with add maths.

IT RAINING MAN, HALLEHLUJAH.

2011-10-15T20:31:00.004+08:00

Things I almost cried when I watched Harry Potter:

Fred dying and

the burning scene of the Quidditch field.

I was so angry, I wanted to burn down the cinema.

MY SISTER IS GOING TO NEW ZEALAND FOR A MONTH.

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM WHEN I HEARD THE NEWS.

I'M KRAKEN-FREE.

My youth life is partially satisfied.

Gossip Girl.

2011-10-09T18:15:00.001+08:00

Why hello.

It has been awhile. Pardon me, I didn't have the mood to blog.

I did Tumblr though.

Hmmm, so what did I do for the past month.

I went through trials. Horrible.

And I did not go to school for many days. Damn SPM timetable.

CIMB Cup: we got second place. It was way enough. We were 3 points away from being the champion.

Minn Hwei came back. Went out with her. Tried to find a dress for my cousin's wedding but failed.

It was fun. I miss her so much.

Went to Sarawak over the weekends for cousin's wedding.

I found another adult who doesn't hate me. My second uncle from dad's side. He must always tease me. Adults dislikes me A LOT.

IT WAS FUN. GOSSIP GIRL MARATHON WITH COUSINS. HAHAHAHAA. It's so much fun watching with peeps instead alone for it's weird to shout STUPID JENNY alone.

There are much more to tell. Till then.

My mother deserves a thousand punch in the face.

2011-09-03T14:06:00.005+08:00

Today tuition was canceled because the tuition centre lady said "A LOT OF PEOPLE CANNOT MAKE IT".

Yeah, like 2 out of 9.

But my accounts teacher was saying she's free today and we should have the tuition.

So we decided to have it at MCDONALDS because nobody's house is available.

SUMMARY:

MY TEACHER'S SO NICE THAT SHE'S GIVING US HER FREE TIME RATHER THAN USING IT TO STUDY(she's having a major exam soon) AND IT'S FREE OF CHARGE(my mother likes free stuffs. Cheap skank)

APPARENTLY MY MOTHER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.

My mother thinks I'll pulling her leg. She thinks I'm going to McD for fun.

WHAT IS THERE TO DO AT CENTREPOINT? FUCK, THE BEST THEY HAVE THERE IS UNO PIZZA.

In the end, I'm not going. I would fight with her if I actually care about my education.

Oh sod it. I've had enough of her shit.

4 more months till I'm out of here. I don't care shit where I go.

She just came in and asked why am I not studying.

WELL SHIT ME HARD, ISN'T THAT WHAT GOING TO MCD FOR? WHERE IN ADDITION MY TEACHER WILL HELP ME WITH MY WEAK POINTS.

Excuse me but you pissed me off and you still expect me to have the mood to study like ASAP?

THERE'S A SAYING THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS STUPID PEOPLE.

WELL, I'M SORRY BUT MY MOTHER PROVED IT WRONG.

This was marked by my English teacher who shouldn't teach English.

2011-08-26T20:17:00.005+08:00

Friends.

Friends, I never really had them but my very first friend was a girl. It was the first day for me as a standard one student at the school my parents enrolled me in. As I glanced around, majority of students were crying probably because they were scared? But I knew I was not. Breakfast that day was bacon and cheese with a side of toast bread and beans.

So I was satisfied to the fullest.

"Hi, your zipper is open. Nice underwear. Spongebob is my favorite." Oh, someone was next to me. She had a pair of beautiful hazel eyes. It was unusual for Asians. "Maybe she is mixed" I thought to myself. Her jet black hair was tied up into two ponytails. Her lips as red as when my mother put on her Loreal lip stick.

And she had the prettiest smile.

"What's your name?" I asked?

She ignored me and took out a bag of toys. GI Joes to be exact. I love GI Joe.

"Mac Nugget Castell." She started to take the GI Joes out of the bag. That was a very weird name.

"Why?"

"My mother likes Mc Nuggets."

"I like your GI Joe collection." I told her.

"You want to come over for a play date?" I nod and that was the start of our friendship.

* * *

We were the best of friends.

We did everything together. Even bathing. Mummy even took a picture of us. We look rather cute. She taught me how to tie her hair to be ready on rainy days(her brother exhausting her with all the pranks) and I taught her how to doodle. I was quite good at it if I must say. Daddy framed one of my doodles on the wall, in his office. He said: "To brag to that bloody Mary whose son acts as Harry Potter." In fact, we love Harry Potter. I was at book 5, Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix and Mac was still at book 3. She was a slow reader.

And yes, our GI Joe play date was still on every Friday night.

* * *

"Tommy! Tommy!" Someone cried my name. It was not clear. My head was spinning. I then promised myself not to drink out of dad's coffee cup ever.

"Move, Tommy, MOVE!"

It was blur. Everything was spinning. Round and round. As I look at my hands, I only had eight fingers. Oh, I then knew my mind was screwed up. I then felt two small hands on my arms that was led by an enormous push. Pain I thought as I fell on the road with a loud thud. Darkness came in a few seconds later.

When I woke up, I realized I was in the hospital. Had some bruises but doctor said I was going to be fine but daddy said no, I was not going to be fine. Mac was killed by the car she saved me from. I immediately broke down in tears. From that day on, I sobered till the very present day.

I was given only half an hour. : ( Maybe I could have written better.

There were better days.

2011-08-20T13:10:00.003+08:00

I'd be lying if I say I'm as happy as this pup.
Just came back from BADMINTON PARTYYYYY.
Ohmygod, I suck so much. Thinking of going for training again.
Also, need to buy new rackets.
It's my last day seeing Adrian Choong. He's migrating to Canada and he's leaving tomorrow. :(
Gonna miss him.
He broke his racket just by smashing. See how strong the tension is? GOSH.

BYE.

Dancing Queen.

2011-08-07T20:35:00.003+08:00

HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO .

I've been lazy to update this blog. I do a lot of Tumblr-ing these days.

My sister said PERODUA IS FROM JAPAN.

I CAN DIE OF LAUGHTER.

Yeah, parts of the car is from Japan. Our top shareholders are from Japan but

IT IS DEFINITELY NOT FROM JAPAN AS IN PLACE OF ORIGIN YOU DUMBASS.

That's totally trolling.

She's so stupid.

Imagine if stupidity is a disease. I sleep 3 feet away from her.

July was boring.

I'm so sick of everything.

I keep gaining weight.

I can't get rid of my food-craving.

I'm so lazy; I don't wanna study.

If I don't study, I feel guilt.

I'm so sick of my sister and mother.

How I wish I had the guts to pick up the knife; the hatred is already there.

I don't need friends who are like him.

My social awkwardness is back.

I didn't get into Pottermore. $&%@

My love for Harry Potter is forever.

COCKROACH ON MY HEAR.

2011-07-15T21:18:00.003+08:00

Hi there. I'm on my cousin's iPad.
Am at my cousin's house in Malacca.
I skipped school to support one of my dad's successes. I woke up at 8am? Went to Malacca Sirim at 9:30am and the opening ceremony started at 10:50am.
The MB of Malacca gave a 10 minutes talk and the minister of Science and Education gave a 15 minutes talk. The prize giving was only like 6 or 7 minutes. Ridiculous. And furthermore, I was having my period. I was suffering. It was horrible.
Anyway, so far it has been fun. It has always been fun here. Just bought a pair of Angry Birds slippers and a box of REALLY yummy egg tarts. The crust....oh gosh! By far the best egg tarts I've ever tasted.

My cousin and his parents and I are suppose to go on a midnight movie marathon. Transformer and Harry Potter 7 part 2 but I've already watch it so now they are not going because I don't wanna waste their money. They
Don't want to leave me at home but it't okay la, their house have almost everything...that is entertaining of course.

THERE WAS A FREAKING COCKROACH ON MY HEAD AND IT WAS HUGE. I kept scratching my hair and finally it just dropped in front of me. OHMYGOD IT'T FREAKING DIRTY LEGS WERE ON MY PRECIIUS HAIR. I HATE INSECTS. MOTHER NATURE PLEASE SPARE ME. I have insect phobia. SO SCARY LA. Wahlao, I don't want to have cockroach nightmare.
Icandieliao. Icandieliao. Angry Birds time. Bye-bye. :)

Nice girls finishes last.

2011-07-09T16:56:00.000+08:00

MALAYSIA IS IN WAR.

Yay.

Okaybye.

BERSIH TIME.

2011-07-09T09:05:00.003+08:00

Why hello there.

MORNING.

Right, so I woke up super duper early to follow my dad to one of his meetings.

I had nasi lemak(YUM) and I'm now at Starbucks sipping on my all black coffee.

I had a friend - whose name I'll not mention - said that he was going to go buy hot coffee at Starbucks because he thinks blended/ice shake coffee is lame. He wants to be a man by drinking hot coffee.

I immediately scolded him.

You do what you like; not to impress other people.

AND DRINKING HOT COFFEE ISN'T IMPRESSIVE.

I'm now looking a bunch of kids smoking in their PE attire in public.

Seriously?

Is it cool to smoke? I doubt it.

Well, is it cool to spoil your lungs? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

Honestly, what has kids these days become?

Left, right, twist.

2011-07-05T22:35:00.003+08:00

Honestly, this is one of the funniest picture I've ever seen.
They were having class photoshoot and umm, they ran out of idea.

M.A.G.I.C - Sounds of Arrows.

2011-07-03T20:28:00.002+08:00

If it falls, let it fall. If it dies, let it die.
Whatever we do, won't matter that much.
Puzzles and Wonders. Mysteries and such.

Yesterday, I had the longest ever dream,
That the world was endless with possibilities.
It had me thinking, one should never forget
That there are wonders, we haven't seen yet.

Seize a chance, follow a dream.
Be yourself, don't plan and scheme.
For what we do, won't matter that much.
Puzzles and wonders, mysteries and such.

So calculate and analyse.
My head is spinning from all of those lies.
It had me fooled, a logical mess.
In a time of facts, figures and distress.

M.A.G.I.C. M.A.G.I.C. M.A.G.I.C.
The W.O.R.L.D. is full of M.A.G.I.C.

I need new headphones.

2011-07-03T20:09:00.002+08:00

If you don't open up, you're never going to heal

- Humble, It's Kind of a Funny Story(film)

Clear? Crystal.

2011-06-28T19:33:00.000+08:00

Only 4 went to school including me.
The others went to KL for class photoshoot.
I texted my mother to come pick me up and also explain to her that 8 out of 10 are at KL.
She was like WHY DIDN'T YOU GO? WHY DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? WHY DIDN'T YOU DARE TO ASK ME? THIS IS NOT ONE OF YOUR PERSONAL REQUEST TO HANG OUT. THEN THAT MEANS YOU WON'T BE IN THE PICTURE?

My friends were shocked to hear that. They know about the insanity that lies in my mother.
I was shocked. How am I to know when is it raining or sunny for her?

IT WAS SUPER FUN.
I finally learned how to ride trains in Malaysia.

P/s: My class mates are a bunch of hooligans. Must take picture with almost every guai lou they see.

The dude on the left is from Norway and he's REALLY HOT. The only hot caucasian I saw that day. (I much prefer Asian boys)

He was trying to twirl.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Damn cute. <3

The Wild Life.

2011-06-26T10:14:00.001+08:00

Catherine had her very first sleepover yesterday. I love sleepovers.
Mother actually said no because Catherine's maid might bring her boyfriend home or do something horrendous and some other mumbo jumbo she cooked up.
She really is crappy.

I took a cab to Cath's and my mother finally let me. Honestly, her excuses for me not going is ridiculous.
Her argument is invalid.

Anyway, we went to OU for dinner at New York New York Deli.
Bought a cardigan and some ice-cream and went back to the house to watch Princess Diary 2.
I forgot how funny it is.

IWANTTOBLOODYKILLHER.

2011-06-19T15:45:00.003+08:00

If I had a chance to kill,

my sister would be dead.

I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bloody angry. I'm literally boiling inside.

Ohmygod, I can't wait to leave home. Wait, this is not even home.

SHE'S BLOODY COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT BEING HER FAULT when it is very much her fault.

I WANNA STABSTABSTABSTAB HER.

Bloody crap, I'm effing angry.

The shit, she's throwing tantrum about being hungry but not wanting to eat.

I would rather go to jail than live with her. I solemnly swear.

Time to turn it up on Kiss.

RIP, Mr Vincent.

2011-06-17T16:09:00.000+08:00

Christian camp on the 6-8th.

It was okay. Alpha camp is still the best.

Sprained my ankle for the first time.

NOTANICEFEELING. :)

My holiday was plainly pointless. I barely went out and I couldn't cook because my mother wants me to study which I didn't really cause that's what she was nagging everyday.

It was annoying.

>:(

Ian's dad passed away on Wednesday. :'(

I told my mother I was gonna stay back to visit Ian.

Her respond was "For what?"

I told her I didn't want to answer her stupid question but she kept asking me "for what".

If stupid was a game, she'd win me flat.

TO PAY MY RESPECT LA, YOU BLOODY DIM WITTED WOMAN.

Honestly, tsk tsk.

I'm very the Chinese.

2011-06-04T20:05:00.000+08:00

Daddy took me to eat Dim Sum for breakfast.
He talked about the days where he went back-packing around the world when he was young.
Mostly his working days where he had to travel for he was a business man.
JEALOUS. :(

DIM SUM IS AWESOME.
Another Chinese thing about me. Yay.

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

2011-06-03T19:49:00.000+08:00

I have a fettish for Harry Potter.
Obsessed, actually.
J.K Rowling took 5 years to plot and 10 years to right 7 books.
How mighty of her.

My favorite spell is Avada Kedavra.
It's the spell sexy-nose-Voldemort used on Harry Potter and now he is the 'Boy who lived'.
Watched all 7 films. Just waiting for the last one; part 2 of the 7th movie.
My Tumblr is flooded with Harry Potter posts.
I WANT TO WIN PASSES TO THE PREMIERE OF HARRY POTTER 7 PART 2.
*Cross fingers*.

2011-06-02T20:14:00.000+08:00

Picnic.

2011-06-01T22:10:00.004+08:00

I had a blast on Monday.
It wasn't exactly an awesome day due to what happened at home but I had my friends.
We had a picnic at Central Park.
THERE WAS RARELY ANY KIDS OR NOISE.
The park was quite deserted.

We also celebrated Kien Yi's and Daniel the black's birthday.
I baked cupcakes and it was awful.
Because the recipe had milk in it.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DID I ADD IT IN. :)

Anyway, we played Drink or Truth.
Someone brought rum.
And I had to say, I regret not drinking.
MY STUPID FRIEND WHOM - asked my permission to ask that delicate question which I wasn't listening - ASKED THAT QUESTION!
I couldn't back out.
So I told. Big shock.

Waiting for the others to arrive.

We found a trolley. Yay us.
Wai Lup took me on a fast ride in it at night AND IT WAS FUN.
I now know why people scream on roller coasters.
Normally, I do scream because everybody else were screaming. B)

Playing ice & fire.

I took a nap. Seriously.

ON CRACK. YAY.

Truth or Drink.

I have enough phobia; I don't need any more.

2011-05-28T10:52:00.005+08:00

I just had an anxiety attack.

I felt nausea at first then I couldn't breathe nicely.

DAMN SCARY. I don't wanna have another one ever.

I've told my father that I need to faster learn how to drive because I have been having those scary images in my head and I'm scared I might knock when I reverse or make a turn like I am just damn scared.

We're suppose to go driving today but instead he said we are not and I have to study for 3-4 hours straight.

YAK SI, LA.

Two weeks of exam just finished. The shit I would do that.

Idiot.

Beggin'.

2011-05-22T08:52:00.002+08:00

Am at my cousin's house now.
My sister was suppose to come too
but I said if she was going, I won't.
And she pussied out.
I never said she couldn't go.

I feel bad though.
Frankly, I'm scared of her.
No one should be scared of their siblings.

Especially when they are younger than you.

Oh, the embarrassment.

Harold & Kumar 3. ♥

2011-05-16T21:23:00.002+08:00

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY.

Angry Birds. ♥

2011-05-16T21:10:00.003+08:00

I've been pesting my dad to get me my iPad2 because I have a little addiction for Angry Bird but he insist I finish my SPM first.
Finally there's a PC version for Angry Birds. Introduced it to daddy and he LOVES IT.
He wouldn't let me play.
"Aiya, I'm going out soon. You let me play first la."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

I prefer Angry Bird Seasons version.
Especially the Valentine levels.

Happy Birthday.

2011-05-09T20:20:00.001+08:00

So yeah, we celebrated my dad and his other 2 brothers' birthday.
All born on the same month and date but different year.
Love the food.

I didn't know she curi-curi ambik gambar dgn saya.

My adorable nephew whose name I do not know how to spell. :)

Who is awesome? ;)

2011-05-01T16:39:00.003+08:00

So I went to Pavillion to buy me dad a pair of Timberland for his 50th birthday.

That fat boy doesn't like to pamper himself.

Correction; he doesn't pamper himself.

Last time, he bought a very pretty-all-red Timberland but it got stolen after a couple of months and it was very 'sakit hati' for daddy. So I thought I'd buy him another pair.

I chose this but he prefers the other one.

I wanted to buy the pair of shoes and surprise him on his 50th birthday celebration with his other 2 brothers(3 brothers born on the same date but different year) but my mother was fretting that we wouldn't get the size right and maybe he would prefer another design.

Anyway, he brought him to the shop and he was one happy fat bitch. <3

NO. 4. ♥

2011-04-29T23:05:00.002+08:00

MSSD Selangor's basketball tournament finally finished after 4 days.
I was part of the table officials for 3 days.
IMAGINE ALL THE IMAGES OF THE HOT BOYS TOUCHED MY RETINA AND WAS INTERPRETED INTO MY BRAIN TO CONFIRM, YES THEY ARE HOT.
LOLOLOLOLOL.
The amount of hot boys this year decreased. :((((((((((((((((((((
NUMBER 4 FROM SMK DAMANSARA JAYA CAUGHT MY EYES.
HE'S SO HOT.
NO KIDDING.
REALLY HOT.
AND WHEN HE SMILED, SO CUTE PLEASE.

My school's under 18 boys' team WAS AWESOOOMMMEEEEEE.
It's like they were filming a movie.
Damn gaya please their skills.
My school won 3 out of 4 category. It's the first time the under 18 girls lost first place. :'(

So magical.

2011-04-24T17:26:00.003+08:00

I shouldn't have click the damn button. Told myself that I will start after mid term or after SPM BUT NOOOOOO, I was so itchy backside I had to click on the video.

Now I'm addicted to Nip/Tuck.

I try not to watch though. Never watch Nip/Tuck today. Yay me.

I HAVEN'T FINISH MY MORAL PROJECT WHICH I INTENDED TO FINISH THIS WEEKEND BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I COULDN'T STAND BAHASA MELAYU.

: (

Damn straight correct.

2011-04-24T17:22:00.002+08:00

Daddy, I'm sick of Chinese food.
But you're a Chinese.
Doesn't mean I have to squint my eyes all the time.

I still love rice a lot.

Porsche time.

2011-04-17T13:16:00.004+08:00

SUPER LAZY PLAY POKEMON LAAAAA.

Potong betul.

Alexei bought Pokemon Black. He said it was good?

Anyway, woke up 8am yesterday to go study at McD with Catherine and Danielle.

I wasn't in the mood. :(

Just came back from a charity car wash at BUBS.

I washed 10 cars.

I WASHED A PORSCHE.
It was a Panamera. Have never seen that model before.

Teamed up with Erin, Alden POK and Brian.

We took less than 15 minutes to wash a car. DAMN FAST, KAY.

Because Porsche is number 6.

We took half an hour to wash that car.

5 minutes rubbing the logo, 10 minutes scrubbing the hood, 8(?) minutes camwhoring with the car and the rest is history.

Bursting my ear drums with Duck Sauce's Barbra Streisand

2011-04-11T23:23:00.006+08:00

OHMYGOD, I JUST HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT THIS.
THIS IS SO PISSING OFF.
OHMYGOD.

So my dad tried to install Microsoft Office for me(for Amelia because that fucker had to use my laptop for her stupid project) and the CD was corrupted AND IT TOTALLY CRASHED MY LAPTOP.
So now my laptop is totally NEW-LIKE.
I FEEL SO EMOTIONAL NOW.
ASDFGHJKL.

Like I lost SO MANY STUFFS. The last time I reformatted my laptop, I still had my folders hidden DEEP INSIDE Local Disk: (C).
NOW I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING.
YES, I'VE CHECKED MORE THAN 3 TIMES.

PICTURES AND VIDEOS OF MY FRIEND'S CURRENT BIRTHDAY PARTY,
SINGAPORE TRIP WITH COUSINS,
MUSICS I UPLOADED INTO MY iTUNES LIBRARY,
POKEMON SEASON 10 ON BITTORRENT. IT WAS DOWNLOADING MORE THAN A MONTH ALREADY. I DON'T CARE; I'M GONNA BUY THE DVD(It's only RM 60),
ALL THE MOVIES I DOWNLOADED.

I HAVE TO RE-
DOWNLOAD FIREFOX, iTUNES, SAFARI, GOOGLE CHROME, BIT TORRENT.
ALL THE BOOKMARKS I HAVE ON MOVIE I'VE WATCHED OR YOUTUBE LINKS ON THE MOVIES I WANNA WATCH,
KAPUT. BOOM. NO MORE.
I feel like crying now.

MY POKEMON.
OH MY GOD.
I WANNA KILL MYSELF.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Luckily I have backup in my pendrive
BUT NOT WHEN I TRAINED MY POKEMON UP TO LEVEL 50.

I SHOULD HAVE SAVED ALL OF MY BARANG INTO MY HARD DRIVE THE MOMENT I BOUGHT IT.
How much more clueless can I be?
Kill me NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

@%^$#!*(&

It's Friday, Bs.

2011-04-09T17:28:00.001+08:00

Rebecca Black - Friday ♥

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after…wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

NO POKEMON CAUSE MY DAD SPOILT MY LAPTOP.

2011-04-09T17:24:00.001+08:00

I have a current urge to play Lego?
Yes I do.

Can't get enough of Xin Lin.

2011-04-09T17:15:00.002+08:00

Two friends and I were walking back from the field and we saw a two feet tree.

Xin Lin: You know how ninjas can jump so high? Because from young, they start jumping over small trees. As they grow up, the tree grew along with them. That's why they can jump so high.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

XIN LIN'S JUST SO CUTE. I WANNA BRING HIM HOME. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE. When I knew I didn't get A for English, he comforted me. IT FELT DAMN GREAT. HE'S SEXY, FUNNY, SMART, WARM and not my type.

2cm tall and 1cm fat.

2011-04-02T12:56:00.004+08:00

A friend gave Catherine an uber mini pencil.

"Who is cuter? The pencil or me?"
"The pencil."
"DON'T TALK TO ME. OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER. I GO KOPERASI TO FIND TO JIA JIE. JIA JIE, JIA JIE, 出来跟我玩!"

So I got my friend to give me one of that uber mini pencil.
I named it Thomas. My new best friend.
Catherine was jealous.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA. <3 .

Happy 17th birthday, Pigerine. ♥

2011-04-02T00:35:00.004+08:00

Catherine's birthday was on the 28th of March.
No one did anything for her and I was busy.
So we gave her a surprise cake on the 29th. ♥

"Erin Low, Amanda Tan and Cheau Wei, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TODAY! I WAS REALLY SURPRISED! AND TOUCHED! i told my dad about it and he said " I wish my friends would do it to me too." HAHAHA. he so cute :) ANYWAYS! THANK YOU. If only Danielle Teng came too. Then we'll be like a family again! :) THANK YOU! ♥ ♥ ♥"

VW.

2011-04-01T18:48:00.005+08:00

I've never felt this before.
Why so pain?

I like it when Xin Lin has his arms around my shoulders.
The warmth of every hug I received made me feel save.
I'm so proud and happy for that boy.
Couldn't understand why was I so happy for such small thing
because, something dreadful was awaiting for me some where else.

No, I'm not with Xin Lin.

3 Iranian dudes.

2011-03-27T21:12:00.004+08:00

Hi.

So, Lim Syau and Jia Cheng came over to swim, play ping pong and well, to show them something. ;))

Edwin said he can't teach Jia Cheng to swim but I succeeded.

WHOLE-SOME, much?

ANYWAYYYYY, after swimming, we went to play ping pong.

Some Iranian old dude came in asking if he could play. I said yes.

After 10 minutes, his so called 'brother' came in.

We were panicking already.

BUGGER, WHAT THE HELL, another Iranian dude came in.

I WAS LIKE BITCH, PLEASE WE NEED TO GET THE SHIT OUT.

So the 1st Iranian dude teamed up with Jia Cheng and I team up with the 3rd dude.

His name is David.

THE SHIT, DAVID.

Anyhoo, David was like harassing me.

I WAS LIKE LITERALLY PETRIFIED.

EVERY SINGLE POINT WE WON, MUST SHAKE HANDS.

And also my hair.

NEVER FELT HAIR BEFORE IS IT? It's not like he's bald.

I kept asking the girls if they were scared in Mandarin. After we finished the match I faster took my stuffs and told them we had to go home to eat and whatever shit la.

LUCKILY THEY DIDN'T DO ANY SHIT.

They asked for a ping pong ball when they only have 1 bat.

THE FUCK? ASDFGHJKL.

Jia Cheng gave them one.

We were walking towards my apartment(block G) and Jia Cheng just remembered she forgot her hand phone so we went back to the public toilet(which is luckily not near the ping pong room).

THEN LIKE THE FIRST MOFO IRANIAN WAS WALKING DOWN THE STEPS TOWARDS US.

Lim Syau and I was panicking.

IT WAS INSANE.

And I think he saw Jia Cheng went in the toilet alone.

I almost fainted.

He didn't go in the toilet. Instead, he asked me to meet him at the pool tomorrow at 5pm.

I told him I have school. He insisted at 6pm.

SERIOUSLY, OLD MAN?

Jia Cheng said maybe he just wanna play ping pong.

Yeah, meet up at the pool tomorrow.

Yeah, bitch Iranian, yeah right.

We couldn't go to my house because he walked to the end of the pool(which is the path to my apartment) and lingered there.

So we went to the lobby.

Still, he was behind of us.

I was like MOTHER @&#^!%(*.

Went to Domino and called up my dad to pick us.

I've never been so scared in my life.

No more all girls hang out at my place anymore.

Which seat should I take? It's Friday.

2011-03-25T17:58:00.003+08:00

FUH YOH, I haven't been updating. Anyway, Minn Hwei came back and she's here for a month. Crazy. She should continue with her part time job.
Had ping pong class today. SERIOUSLY RUSTY for I have not played for a week already. :(

All I can think of is Pokemon right now but I know I'll Tumblr instead.
WHY, TUMBLR, WHY.
Once, I didn't play Pokemon for 5 days and I thought I saw Ash Ketchum ridding his bike in my neighborhood.
I'm like, shit, I'm delusional.

XIN LIN'S SUPER CUTE. He went out with a girl.
Supposedly it's a date but he insisted it's just 'hanging with a girl'.
So I asked if the date was fun and he said: "It was okay but I was thinking to myself why am I here playing ridiculous arcade games when I can be at home studying."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

THAT BOY IS EVERY PARENTS' DREAM SON-IN-LAW.
Mine too.

Andrea wasted 498 ringgit to go see Justin Gayber. INSANE.

2011-03-25T17:45:00.002+08:00

They prefer camwhoring over watching the guy play football.
-.-

Happy 17th birthday, big bear.

2011-03-24T23:34:00.001+08:00

Oh yeah, we celebrated Wei Rhys' birthday on Monday at Jogoya, Starhill.
We had like 3 or 4 DSLRs? and few more digital cameras. Imagine the amount of photos we took.

The food was okay.

He was one happy puppy.

It's Friday, friday. Fun, fun, fun!

2011-03-18T23:47:00.003+08:00

Today was fun!

Went out with Cath and Danielle.

We haven't hang out like this in a long time.

Cheau Wei was missing though. She's at genting.

BEASTLY WAS good.

The subtitle in Malay for beastly is 'hodoh'.

I told Catherine it should be Dylan instead. Because there's a person who was called beast due to a certain picture and it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.

Bought a Elmo shirt and a pair of flip flop from Forever 21.

All I could think of is Tumblr.

2011-03-18T11:03:00.003+08:00

HEYYYY Y'ALL.
I just had McD's Big Breakfast.
I didn't like it. Would prefer mamak.
I don't like McD breakfast. I love the hashbrowns, milo and coffee though. :D
Anyway, Holiday started last Friday and next Monday would be the first day of my first term exam. Boo hoo.

Super lazy to study but I feel guilty if I don't. D;
Studied at McD with Catherine on Wednesday. We actually did study.
Going to OU now with Catherine and Danielle.

This is how people fan themselves:

Rich people.

Poor people.

Idiots.

LAUGH DIE ME, PLEASE.
Danielle didn't find it funny. HOW CAN SHE NOT FIND IT FUNNY!?
Got it from Tumblr.

Draagggg.

2011-03-13T15:07:00.003+08:00

My dad took me to an education fair at Midvalley.
It was horrible. I thought it would be fun but it was a DRAGGG.
I have never felt more stupid in my life. Having those people handing out brochures or asking if I'm interested.
It will never happen to me. I'm not much of a driven, ambitious person.
My self esteem is so low, I can suffocate even with an oxygen mask on.

All I could think of then was
fruit juice, buy Wei Rhys's present and go home to play Pokemon.

I didn't even get to buy Wei Rhys's present. -.-

I wanna go any where away from my sister and mother to study business or whatever shit that help with opening my own bakery(LIKE THOSE REALLY COOL BAKERIES YOU SEE IN PARIS; not in Malaysia), be an awesome baker and barista.

I wish I was born a loner.

2011-03-05T10:46:00.002+08:00

(I might have to fret about having too little friends but it doesn't matter. I think it's better than getting upset on those asshole friends I've made or to worry on what others think about me)

Cheau Wei said it was the deepest thing I've ever said.

2 - 1. >;(

2011-03-04T10:55:00.002+08:00

I haven't been updating much.
Lazy I guess.
I think the time of month is coming soon. I'm feeling rather tingly on my emotions.
I LOATHE IT WHEN TUMBLR DOESN'T WORK.

I love Tumblr.

Oh, Man United lost to Chelsea. >;(
Finished Breakfast at Tiffany's, My Girl and Bordertown.
Just watched When Harry Met Sally.
LOVE IT. I don't know why I haven't watch it till now. :/

Gonna go play Pokemon now then Tumblr my heart out.

I wish my mother was like that.

2011-03-01T20:26:00.001+08:00

Uncle Bugs' son.

2011-02-26T12:54:00.000+08:00

"They would love to see you."
"Who?"
"Uncle Bugs' son."
"WHAT?"
"I mean Uncle Bugs' daughter."

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Love & Other Drugs; 7.1/10

2011-02-22T22:26:00.000+08:00

Sometimes the things you want the most don’t happen and what you least expect happens. I don’t know - you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet that one person and your life is changed.

- Jamie Randall(Gyllenhaal), Love & Other Drugs

BTW, Love & Other Drugs is AWESOME.
Jake Gyllenhaal is my dream man(he can't really act though). SUPER CUTE.

I am Sam.

2011-02-22T22:13:00.001+08:00

It is about listening even if you can’t listen anymore.

- Sean Penn, I am Sam

I love quotes.

2011-02-22T22:10:00.001+08:00

My daddy said, that the first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, that feeling just never goes away.

- The Notebook

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

2011-02-22T21:45:00.002+08:00

"What is mend?"
Chee ken :Man de('s) past tense, HE WAS A MEND.

RIDICULOUS.
Totally made my day. ♥

Luan Legacy.

2011-02-21T00:51:00.001+08:00

He is hilarious.
Warning: he's gay.
Like gay gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
but awesome. :)

1 minute.

2011-02-21T00:17:00.000+08:00

ZOMG, DAMN FUNNY, PLEASE.

No Pokemon for the whole week. I'm Poke-sad.

2011-02-20T23:54:00.003+08:00

I remember the time when I was watching Bordertown with Jennifer Lopez as the protagonist.
It was awesome; 8/10 but my damn mother had to watch her tv show.
From then on, it was never on HBO again(which is ridiculous if I must say).
The Soloist keeps on playing on HBO but I never got the chance to watch it. ==
Anyway, I FOUND BORDERTOWN ON YOUTUBE. <3
Watching Enough again and New York, I Love You on Youtube.
Bordertown is scary and it's almost midnight. Yknow, rape and stuffs.

Where's my bath tub?

2011-02-20T18:05:00.004+08:00

I LOST 19 - 21 TO MY DAD!

19 points!

I am ALMOST there.

I told him he has to treat me to Pizza Hut when I win him.

All those times I played ping pong with my dad and friends at home, I couldn't get better but after 2 sessions at school, I finally got really better.

WOO HOO!

I'm gonna go shower now.

Some people can't differentiate shower and bathing.

"I'm gonna go bathe."

"But dude, you no bath tub. ????"

Imagining them lying on the floor naked getting frustrated. LOL.

or dead-like.

Crunk Juice.

2011-02-20T13:07:00.003+08:00

This shit is damn cool. Click play.

So...right, hello.
Youtub-ing right now. Oh gosh.
I had school yesterday. Bought my school bag right after school.
Inside the bag, it's LIME GREEN. SO COOL PLEASE.

Yesterday, Alexi had a BBQ party but I was too lazy to go.

I bet I've missed out all the fun but Shannon didn't go. :/

Hello bitches.

2011-02-18T17:42:00.005+08:00

Hey heyy,
Edwin's CYN open house party was on Tuesday and it was awesome.
SOOOO MUCH FUN.
Like we played mahjong(homygod,myfriendsknowshowtoplay), Yung Fei was playing blackshot and most of the boys were playing I don't know what kind of card game where Tinjan won RM120. Hohoho.

A friend brought laughing gas. Not the proper one but still.
Though it is more unhealthy. Anyhow, laughing gas is not good.
BUT IT WAS SO DAMN FUN.
I had a blast.
Dizzy at first then BOOM, LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH.
My dad invented a laughing gas gun.

I'm just a sexy boy.

2011-02-18T17:42:00.003+08:00

They hear me talk, they see me walk, I make them feel like they are on cloud nine.
I'm just a sexy boy.

- Shawn Michael a.k.a Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Triple H.

Tumblr.

2011-02-14T21:43:00.001+08:00

"The Young Victoria" - 7/10.

2011-02-14T21:42:00.005+08:00

"Lord Melbourne, forgive me but you seem to have confused me with a member of your club. I am not your drinking companion nor your whist partner. I am the husband of your sovereign. And as such, I will make my own decisions, and I neither seek nor invite your advice. Good evening."

Prince Albert, The Young Victoria.

Been wasting my time on it.

2011-02-14T21:40:00.000+08:00

FRIENDS.

2011-02-14T19:58:00.000+08:00

ROR.

2011-02-13T22:18:00.005+08:00

Alvina had a open house today.
It was fun but they are big gamblers.
._.

I accept.

2011-02-12T01:51:00.001+08:00

Great wall of China.

2011-02-09T18:35:00.000+08:00

I think it's a very stupid song.
Arvil is hot.

Catherine is coming home from Beijing.
I miss her so much. :(
Sometimes when I'm working at koperasi and Catherine would shout "AMANDA, COME OUT AND PLAY WITH ME."
HAHAHAHA. Super cute.

Daddy made me his coffee buddy.

2011-02-06T20:44:00.003+08:00

Hello,

just came back from Mid Valley. Haven't been there for a while.
We ate at my favorite Chinese restaurant, Esquire Kitchen.
The only Chinese restaurant I super love.
THE EGGPLANTS ARE AWESOME. Superb.
Is there a word for flawless ~~craft~~culinary-manship?

When I get rich, I'm gonna buy in the whole company. Not franchising.
I'm gonna buy the whole company and add 2 dished.
Lap Cheong
and Taiwan Sausages.
My two favorite Chinese food. 8)
Annnnd, I told my dad that I will have a special menu. A lunch set where my favorite dishes will be in a set and the price would be very low.
More affordable for some people.
My preposterous sister said I'd lose money
but I like food and I like seeing people happy.
I'll do it my way.
Haha, Frank Sinatra.

Big Bang Theory is getting better each season.
Am at season 3 now.
Bye bye.

Oh wait, my dad and I had Gloria Jean's coffee and it was AWESOMEEE.
Mocha caramelatte.
Caramel latte at Starbucks is wonderful but mocha caramelatte is way better.
Ohhh, they have very vanilla latte and white chocolate latte.
Yummy.
Curve has got Gloria Jean. Yay.

There's another frozen yogurt shop; Spoon.
I prefer Tutti Frutti.

Not enough lap cheong.

2011-02-06T12:33:00.004+08:00

Chinese new year at Gemencheh(mother's hometown) was awesome.
Gemencheh:
Some where outside the woods.
Hang out place: 7 Eleven.

We went to Malacca and we hung out at Aeon.
It was too big for out hang out place.

1 week of holiday is not enough.
Still got more homework. :(

I was singing 12 Days of Christmas yesterday.

2011-02-01T10:37:00.001+08:00

I've been waiting for Chinese New Year even before Christmas.
Going back to mother's hometown in an hour.
FOOD.
My aunt cooks good food. REALLY DELICIOUS.
Yay.

Few days ago, my friends had a pre-Chinese New Year BBQ celebration at my place. :)

HAHAHA. Ohmygod, what kind of expression is that.

You can call me late for dinner, not lunch.

2011-01-29T01:03:00.005+08:00

Hello,
It has been a LONGGGGGGGGGGG WEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK.
Gosh.

Monday
Pokemon.

Tuesday
Pokemon.
It took me around 1 and a half hour to fall asleep cause I couldn't stop thinking about pokemon.

Wednesday
I couldn't stand, I stole back the laptop and played Pokemon for an hour.
*grin, grin, grin*

POKE-CRAZZZEEEEE.

American Idol is hilarious.
I miss Simon. JLo and Steve are awesome but I prefer the old trio(without that perky-ish Sara something).
There is not enough of crazy auditions.

I Won't Dance.

2011-01-29T00:58:00.000+08:00

My favorite Frank Sinatra song.

Rebel, rebel.

2011-01-29T00:56:00.001+08:00

This song should be on Guitar Hero. My favorite Bowie song.